Upcoming Shows
The Bastard Files aren't a real band, but they should be. If they were real, this is when and where they'd be playing. Please do not try to attend these shows, because I made them up. Oh, and so you know: a bastard file is a tool generally used for shaping metal.
April 17
Bob's Chicken Hut, Tuba City AZ
Doors open at 8 PM. Tickets $5. Special Guest: Another Seven Lamps.
April 19
Steve's Falafel and Whisky Bar, Crapo MD
Doors open at 9 PM. Tickets $4. Special Guest: Full Throttle Hymns.
April 32
Sally's Soup Stop, Hell MI
Doors open at 7 PM. Tickets $10. Special Guest: Lame Melon Jefferson.
May 13
The Frustum, Square Butte MT
Doors open at 7:30 PM. Tickets $8. Special Guest: It's Mayor Rusty Dog on a Ball.
May 20
Piles O'Rubble, Rudeville NJ
Doors open at 7 PM. Tickets $11. Special Guest: The Obvious Quartet.
June 1
Phil's Backyard, Boogertown NC
Doors open at 7 PM. Tickets $10. Special Guest: Witty Fumes.